перл намбер 1
прочитал в онлайне статью про фимэйл-кондом. пришел домой, рассказывает. говорит, эта такая штуковина, девушка ее у себя инсталирует и спокойно идет на дэйт.
я удивляюсь - "а смысл какой?"
перлометатель - "ну типа, девушке не надо говорить мужчине одеть кондом, ей может быть неудобно об этом сказать"
я (опять удивляюсь) - "в чем проблема сказать чтоб одел кондом?"
любофффф всей моей жизни - "нуууу ты забываешь, что ты в преклонном возрасте, и можешь сказать, а 17летним еще может быть неудобно.."

перл намбер 2
рассказывает: "приехал по написаному на их сайте адресу, а там не почта вовсе, а элементарная школа"

я ржаль...

didn't get a great ass for my bday

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6 days left.. Then I will turn 31. That is a huge bummer, let me tell ya.. Especially when I don't feel a day over 16. Maybe I have one of those syndromes? "Peter Pan" or whatever it is?  Hmm..

Anyyyyyyhow..
Since Santa did a fabulous job getting my New Year's gift, I thought I should make a new list of demands stuff I'm coveting.  


( So here goes...... )

gotta love america

went to the CVS pharmacy the other day
from its name i'm sure you can understand what sort of an establishment that is (hint - it's a pharmacy!!)
seriously, it's a large chain of pharmacies :) but they do have other products as well, such as greeting cards, some household items, baby items, perfumes, etc.

however,
i was extremely surprised,
when i saw
a TELESCOPE (!!!)
on one of the shelves!! a telescope!! with a tripod.

now, seriously, when was the last time you saw a telescope for sale? anywhere at all?!?!

Well, seems like running a day care is a very profitable business!
It works the following way -
You give them your child and a shit load of money, they take the money, keep the child well entertained for 8-9 hours a day, for a week or so.
Then, preferably over the weekend (so as to ruin all your plans entirely), you child gets miserably sick and spends the following week at home. Then the child gets better and goes back to the daycare where she gets acquainted with a whole new bacteria / virus / whatever it is they have there - and there goes another week for you.
So basically it means you are paying a shit load of money for 2 weeks out of 4 each month, plus you get the prestigious bonus of catching all types of germs from your precious little sneezing machine.
Surprisingly enough, the sick child has lots of energy. Less than usual, I'll give you that. But still, a lot. Enough to power a small village. So if you are so lucky to be sick as well (and I am, I am, so very very lucky indeed) you'd be lying there exhausted and abused (yes, abused!! after being climbed on, pulled by the hair, patted on head using lego pieces, and so on..) on the floor (because you are always on the floor.. playing with your child.. somehow all children activities happen on the floor), your sick and miserable child will take the opportunity to completely trash the house. Well, at least someone's happy.... 

i used to think i liked shopping
no, scratch that
i used to think i LOVED shopping
but now, when i have to shop for mia... OMG!!! I love-love-loveeeeeeeeee it  !!!
everything is super cute, 
bright colors,
lovely designs,
and everything looks great on kids, they are so fucking adorable!!
so i went shopping with a friend of mine at this huge-ass mall..
ella's loot:
sports pants (i really need to get back into shape. i mean a shape that is not a giant ball of fat), 2 scarves, 1 tank top, 1 sports top
mia's loot:
a sailor dress (amaaaaazingly cute), 3 sun hats, 1 fur-like hat, pseudo-skinny-jeans, 3 tops, 3 jackets, 2 pairs of shoes, a shit load of socks, 2 super cute bibs, 2 PJ sets, and i'm pretty sure i'm forgetting other stuff right now

idan got a new pair of lounge pants :)

Santa was very kind to hear me,
I got my new polaroid cam!!
It's pink and perfect!!
Thank you Santa :)
I am still not sure how he did it though.. We have no chimney...



Happy 2012 everyone!